So that is why I’m always last at everything, I don’t care at losing I don’t mind at least I tried. I’m last at cooking, I killed my parents with radioactive chemicals. Well they didn’t die but turned in to aliens trying to destroy the planet of plodo with unicorns, rainbows and plants made out of sweets. I am lonely but I have my dog which I froze with my wand. I found out that in the future I became president but I hate paper work and politics. So I made myself a god I’m awesome, I was in heaven.